£1500 for a runaround. What you buying?

My current shitbox (Audi A2) has served me very well but it’s time for it to go. Just got a new job and no longer need the TDI fuel economy, will be going from 3000/month to maybe 300/month.

Petrol preferred. Not too fussed about running costs. Having some boot space would be good. Must be significantly less embarrassing to be seen in than an Audi A2.

So what shitbox would you buy?