Someone tried to give me the craziest counterfeit I’ve ever seen!

The dead giveaway was that the paint was shifted around the bill. I took a further look and could not scratch the jacket, the security feature was missing up to the light, the text was blurry, there was a small tear which revealed white under the paper, and obviously the safe wouldn’t take it! He threw the bill at me for gas and left so I didn’t have time to react. He came back in when he realized I didn’t load the pump and explained that the safe does not like “dirty” bills as per policy and he gave me a real one! He also tried to claim he got that bill from the ATM. If he had money, why didn’t he use it in the first place?? I’d love to hear your stories encountering counterfeit bills!