Hold ‘em Down Parody

Go To Town

[Chorus]

My girlfriend has left, to hang with her friends

And has left me a list of house chores

In case I was bereft of things to cleanse

Including the wooden floors

What is this?

What is this errand list of yours? Oh-nooo

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[Boyfriend]

Forget the damn list

And those iron pans to scour

The bathroom is clean, just don’t look at the shower

Forget all the dusting 

We can just spray some Glade

It’s time to look at something depraved 

Now it's time to

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Boyfriend, Chorus, Boyfriend and Chorus]

Go to town while there’s no one else home

Go to town with Pornhub I click play

Go to town while I’m still all alone

Cumming as I go all the way

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Big and round, are the butts that I see

Big and round, are the breasts desired

BIg and round, they’re gonna make me pre

And hand is not even tired

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[Boyfriend]

Where did I put my favorite lotion?

Now is the time to crank the volume loud 

I have a prophetic notion

That I will watch a total babe get plowed 

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Click play, on the one with nice thighs

Click play, on all the good hentai

When I see all this I save all that can be grabbed 

Stop for a moment I have 17 tabs

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[Boyfriend, Chorus, Boyfriend and Chorus]

Reach around, now that is caring

Kiss the mound, that’s how you dote

Tied and bound, I can’t help staring

For the audio and video go take my upvote

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Gagged and bound, now it’s kinky

Lace abound, she’s all aglow

In her gown which is so slinky

Can’t handle it, I’m gonna blow

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[Boyfriend]

And when I shot all of my stock

I’ll clean it with my sock

My girlfriend won’t know what I did

That I killed a million potential kids

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[Boyfriend, Chorus, Boyfriend and Chorus]

And it’ll be 

Never found what caused elation

Never found how I got that blister

Never found that the pics of the  family vacation

Is where I go to look at her sister

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Here and now, there's a chance for action (Chance for action)

Take a bow, this’s the time of refraction (time of refraction) 

Take a bow for that took it’s toll [Boyfriend out of breath](it's toll)

Take a bow, time to for an extraction

Just have to get the hamster out of my hole ‘cause 

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I went to town, went to town (Went to town, oh)

Went to town, went to town

Went to town, went to town (Went to town)

Just have to get the hamster out of my hole ‘cause -

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(Went to town, went to town)

[Boyfriend turns to see a furious Girlfriend in the doorway of the room]

...So how much did you hear?