Weirdest complaints made against you?

Have you ever been subject to a weird complaint at work? What was it?

One relative complained about me because I “did everything right” and she interpreted this to be only because I had noticed her wearing her Senior Carer at a care home ID badge (I hadn’t) and was afraid of her, and if I hadn’t have noticed this badge I would have done everything wrong instead.

And another one complained because upon noticing how similar she looked to her mum (the patient) I said “wow, strong genes” but she thought I meant “strong jeans” & that i was calling her fat