Your made up cards are BROKEN

y'all need to stop with these ridiculous made up, busted cards with impossible abilities. This is what the sub has been lately:

"Hey guys i just thought of this really cool card concept for the new expansion, upvote so devs can see"

Chikorita

Hp 100

Ability: "forbidden deadly forest of mega death"

If your opponent puts an energy on their active pokemon it fucking dies

Attacks:

-Ass whip. Cost: 2 energy. Damage: 200.

Seriously, please stop

Edit: Hey everyone thanks for all the responses, happy to see a lot of positive reactions (and awesome memes). I know it may not seem like it but it's all light hearted fun and games. Let's enjoy ourselves and lets keep sharing our crazy, cool ideas and opinions that make the sub so great (yes including your cringy lame cards).

Also special thanks to user u/Neutraled who birthed the beautiful monster that Chikorita (EX) is. Now devs really have no option but to release it.

Anyway, love you all.

*Ass whips