No matter how high you are, Stevia tastes like sadness.

I have no other way to describe it. Aside from a little plant-y.

Moral of the story: just because a six-pack of stevia cola is on clearance at your local grocery store doesn't mean they will be a stoned atom bomb of super-intelligent snackery.

It tastes like I drank a watered down Coke out of a glass with some lawn clippings at the bottom.