My experience with the school bathroom.

Yesterday, I used the school toilets. I know, disgusting. I took the most diabolical dump known to mankind in those toilets. Due to this, important, factor.. I was in there for more than two minutes. I think I have now contracted so many diseases, that I'm a walking petri dish. What do I do in this situation? Please guys, I'm too handsome to die.

Any help is appreciated.