ULPT: Hate the service of a local chain? Unionize them!

Most chains in the us (illegally) close stores that are attempting to unionize, rather than having workers with bargaining power. This can be used to get any chain you want closed down. All you gotta do is get union cards and distribute them across the store, making sure management sees them. Worst case scenario, the store actually unionizes them and service will improve as the employees get better wages. Best case the store closes and a local store opens in its place.