Nesta & Rhys (enemies to lovers)

Let’s dive into this ACOTAR Fever Dream where chaos reigns, logic took a holiday, and SJM’s probably side-eyeing us from the shadows.

Title: “A Court of Unhinged Plot Twists”

Feyre? Dead. (Did she heroically fall in battle or trip over a paintbrush? The jury’s out.)

Cassian? Also dead. (Probably saving lives… or losing a fight with a chicken wing. Who knows.)

Left behind are Nesta, the angriest Valkyrie with a PhD in grief and rage, and Rhysand, the world’s sassiest, most emotionally unavailable single dad, trying to raise Nyx without crying in public.They hate each other. Like, aggressively. But somehow end up co-parenting, exchanging insults disguised as conversations, and sparring sessions that are 90% sexual tension, 10% actual training.

Moral of the story: Grief is temporary. Petty enemies-to-lovers drama? Eternal.

Would SJM approve? Probably not.

Would it be hilarious? Absolutely.