What is the craziest head canon you have about the series?

Mine is that instead of Kristy, the tomboy, coming out later in life, somehow Dawn, the ultra-liberal, California casual girl, and Claudia, the artistic free spirit, wind up together. Idk why I reached that conclusion, but it always made sense to me. I know Claudia is boy crazy, but I just always had head canon that instead of growing up and being potheads together, they somehow fall in love haha