Are these good "freaky" pick up lines?

Can I call you mommy? I wanna see if I'm like Oedipus.

I want at least one of two things, pick me up, or pin me down.

Can you help me solidify my sexuality?

I love your name. Now I wanna know if it's true what they say about [insert name here].

Do you need a seat? My face is free for an hour.

I need cpr! Put your lips on mine and blow me to life.