What're Some Of The Lesser Lines You Use

We all know about valuable lime lessons and things that are UNACCEPTABLE but I'm thinking of the other lines from episodes that make you chuckle and might get used in your day.

For example, my kiddo sometimes will say something a bit softly. My left ear is a little bit shot for a variety of reasons (hearing protection works, kids!), so sometimes it's harder to hear what they're saying. So out come the line from Mort in 'Granddad' with a chipper 'I didn't hear any of that!' More often than not, kiddo will then repeat louder.

What about everyone else? What lines that might not make the t-shirt, but might end up crocheted on a pillow do you fall back on?