Roast my bag. Haven’t played in 20 years, so I’m bringing 2004 to the course. Roast away

Driver: Mizuno Zoid Titanium. No adjustable hosel, no carbon - just raw steel.

Fairway Wood? No thank you. Driver and long irons will do just fine.

Irons: Mizuno MP-30s—aka, blades for when I want maximum punishment for my mistakes. The sweet spot is purely decorative.

Wedge: MP series. Grooves so worn out it feels like a racing tire.

Putter: Odyssey Dual Force Rossie II, because alignment aids are for cowards, and feel is subjective.

And because I like maximizing my losses, I’m playing only Pro V1s.

Getting back into the game and giving this setup a spin until I shoot 3 rounds under 80 and then will get something from this century. How much pain am I in for?

Driver: Mizuno Zoid Titanium. No adjustable hosel, no carbon - just raw steel.

Fairway Wood? No thank you. Driver and long irons will do just fine.

Irons: Mizuno MP-30s—aka, blades for when I want maximum punishment for my mistakes. The sweet spot is purely decorative.

Wedge: MP series. Grooves so worn out it feels like a racing tire.

Putter: Odyssey Dual Force Rossie II, because alignment aids are for cowards, and feel is subjective.

And because I like maximizing my losses, I’m playing only Pro V1s.

Getting back into the game and giving this setup a spin until I shoot 3 rounds under 80 and then will get something from this century. How much pain am I in for?