"Funny" voicemail greetings

As a large part of my job I call people who have applied for work. Most of the time they don't answer and don't respond to messages which is odd as they applied but whatever, the people who drive me mad are the "funny" voicemail people. The "hello........hello......got you ha ha leave a message " the "hi....oh right....yeah.....OK.....mmmm.....OK......hahaha fooled you leave a message" ones, it's not funny, it's not a good impression, it's annoying and pointless. Please stop it