Why does my [M33] ex-wife [F31] still keep my Clone-A-Willys?

I’m losing it. During my marriage, I thought it’d be funny to make my wife a Clone-A-Willy every Valentine’s Day. Now we’re divorced, and she has an entire collection of my plastic dicks

Like an idiot, I asked for them back. She just stared at me and said, “They’re mine now.” What the hell is she going to do with them?! Display them? Burn them? Curse me with them?

I can’t believe I lost custody of my own dick collection. Any advice for me? Why does she want to keep them? How can I use the Christmas spirit in my advance for getting them back?

Edit: Yes I posted this case in another sub a month ago. And it was featured in a podcast on YouTube and TickTok