Oh f---! Wait what?

Around midnight I woke up uncomfortable, thirsty, and a little anxious. I took a sip of a seltzer water on my night table. It tasted like a flat white claw or maybe a wine cooler.

"Why did I drink?" I thought to myself. "Wait a minute. I didn't." I realized I wouldn't be tossing and turning all night. I just woke up because I was thirsty.

That wasn't a wine cooler. It was a cherry limeade Waterloo. This relief washed over my body.

Few things beat the relief of waking up and realizing you avoided a really dumb decision.

Anyway, I'm up and chugging coffee now. I have to get my zaftig ass to the gym and then to work.

Work is where I face the dumb decision of a career in the medical field lol