Overlooked funny and cringe VPR moments we don’t talk about enough
I was randomly thinking of some underrated VPR history moments that were funny, some funny and a tad unsettling that went under the radar…things that were so uncomfy, unsettling, cringe, or even just moments of dry humor or what have you that made you stare at the tv for an extra moment. I’m going to list some of mine. Some of these get talked about a fair amount, other moments, I don’t think we talk about enough and I think we need to talk about those moments a little more.
- When Jax and his reiki healer said I love you to eachother on the phone
- When Jax talked about his foot fetish…having Brittany walk around the block in converse without socks…
- Scheana and Lala’s fake orgasm scene. (If I could sue the vpr producers for this scene and the next one, I would).
- The cold plunge scene with Ariana’s ex and Billie lee.
- When Ariana tried to tell her ex that she faked her orgasms and he got all defensive and tried to gaslight her about it. (I found this scene especially funny post-Sandoval.)
- Beau’s mom’s lecture on the reptilian brain
- When Kristen used an actual pic of Jax’s penis at his brit birthday roast
- Jax misusing “me too” at the reunion
- Ariana’s ex calling himself a “cyst male”
- This isn’t technically a moment but I’ll never look at the movie Drive the same, thanks to Jax and Kristen.
- Basically any appearance Ken made and anything he said was iconic. (i.e. “I’ll knock your spark out!” “Zandddddoval in the jaccuzzi”.)
- When Katie took Stassi to see the witch to exorcise her “dark passenger”
Getting a little more general with cringe moments now… 7. Pretty much anything having to do with Scheana. (Too many moments to write out.) 8. Anytime Ariana’s ex tries to sing or play an instrument 9. Most moments involving a cast member’s parent = cringe 10. Brett and Max = cringe 11. Stassi’s ex Patrick = cringe
I’m also including other quotes and moments I felt were underrated and genuinely that I either wrote down in my notes app for all of you while on my 284747th rewatch (the list is still a work in progress) or remembered while writing this post.
* LVP to Brittany while horseback: “What does reiki therapy have to do with Jax being a little tart?”
* Carter drunkenly telling Sandoval at Katie and Schwartz’s bach party in NOLA that he “grew up to be Sia”
* James getting jalapeño in his eye
* Schwartz letting Rosè the mini horse in LVP’s house (I’m now convinced it was scripted but it still makes me laugh.)
* Ariana wasted in mexico talking nonsensically about “yellow robe smith” and going “ham sandwich”.
* When the boys are golfing in Mexico and trying to accuse a very wasted James of hooking up with Kristen, he says to Sandoval, “go hit another box, you idiot!” while sniffling crying drunk and a tad emosh
* When Charli calls Jax an old man.
* When Scheana asks Jax if he wants to see her new music video and he says “not really”.
* “Sandoval, you never have any idea what you’re talking about!” said by Stassi, when everyone was yelling at Jax about the “job opportunity” in Tampa while at dinner. (I appreciated this quote especially post-scandoval, as no lies were detected there…)
* Beau telling Stassi she “dick-punched his heart”
Can y’all think of some other moments that flew under the radar that we don’t talk about as much?
I was randomly thinking of some underrated VPR history moments that were funny, some funny and a tad unsettling that went under the radar…things that were so uncomfy, unsettling, cringe, or even just moments of dry humor or what have you that made you stare at the tv for an extra moment. I’m going to list some of mine. Some of these get talked about a fair amount, other moments, I don’t think we talk about enough and I think we need to talk about those moments a little more.
- When Jax and his reiki healer said I love you to eachother on the phone
- When Jax talked about his foot fetish…having Brittany walk around the block in converse without socks…
- Scheana and Lala’s fake orgasm scene. (If I could sue the vpr producers for this scene and the next one, I would).
- The cold plunge scene with Ariana’s ex and Billie lee.
- When Ariana tried to tell her ex that she faked her orgasms and he got all defensive and tried to gaslight her about it. (I found this scene especially funny post-Sandoval.)
- Beau’s mom’s lecture on the reptilian brain
- When Kristen used an actual pic of Jax’s penis at his brit birthday roast
- Jax misusing “me too” at the reunion
- Ariana’s ex calling himself a “cyst male”
- This isn’t technically a moment but I’ll never look at the movie Drive the same, thanks to Jax and Kristen.
- Basically any appearance Ken made and anything he said was iconic. (i.e. “I’ll knock your spark out!” “Zandddddoval in the jaccuzzi”.)
- When Katie took Stassi to see the witch to exorcise her “dark passenger”
Getting a little more general with cringe moments now… 7. Pretty much anything having to do with Scheana. (Too many moments to write out.) 8. Anytime Ariana’s ex tries to sing or play an instrument 9. Most moments involving a cast member’s parent = cringe 10. Brett and Max = cringe 11. Stassi’s ex Patrick = cringe
I’m also including other quotes and moments I felt were underrated and genuinely that I either wrote down in my notes app for all of you while on my 284747th rewatch (the list is still a work in progress) or remembered while writing this post.
* LVP to Brittany while horseback: “What does reiki therapy have to do with Jax being a little tart?”
* Carter drunkenly telling Sandoval at Katie and Schwartz’s bach party in NOLA that he “grew up to be Sia”
* James getting jalapeño in his eye
* Schwartz letting Rosè the mini horse in LVP’s house (I’m now convinced it was scripted but it still makes me laugh.)
* Ariana wasted in mexico talking nonsensically about “yellow robe smith” and going “ham sandwich”.
* When the boys are golfing in Mexico and trying to accuse a very wasted James of hooking up with Kristen, he says to Sandoval, “go hit another box, you idiot!” while sniffling crying drunk and a tad emosh
* When Charli calls Jax an old man.
* When Scheana asks Jax if he wants to see her new music video and he says “not really”.
* “Sandoval, you never have any idea what you’re talking about!” said by Stassi, when everyone was yelling at Jax about the “job opportunity” in Tampa while at dinner. (I appreciated this quote especially post-scandoval, as no lies were detected there…)
* Beau telling Stassi she “dick-punched his heart”
Can y’all think of some other moments that flew under the radar that we don’t talk about as much?