He's back! Ready to expose his Weiner back in the political world!
The Neil Gaiman situation now
If we just let this guy go fightin round the world for a year, were done with peanut allergies forever
This is all of you
George Busch doesn't care about naked people
Some are old pretty up there in age, make sure to get them a great retirement gift
Thomas Edison may have invented the dick, but J-Lo invented the dick up her ass.
Maybe...but of course
The creator of a big Fallout: New Vegas mod called Nuevo Mexico is being deported to Mexico because he was reported to ICE by other Bethesda fans
If it was the 80’s and Rob Halford remarked that you looked like a fella who enjoyed wandering off the beaten track, it was your lucky day
And ... still no comment from Mark Jacobs about laying off half the work force ....
A note from Louis CK
Hey, you wouldn't believe who got killed! The Quran Burner!!
Jacque Degatanaugh, we pinned our hopes on you
Christians Unleashed
NORM NOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T GO ON A DATE WITH NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON!!!
"You can't play golf here, you're retarrbgbglgblded!"
Without women and ovens there would be no cookies
Police became suspicious when the suspect kept asking when he can get his lucky stabbin hat back
Facts
Carrot Top out here getting them every 9 1/2 seconds
She was found sitting on him eating a rueben
Someone told her about the revolution
Sly apparently also to be arm wrestling czar
Doc, she's soakin