Our local Art competition finished today.
Statistics is such an easy, boring subject.
The Invisible Man went to visit a doctor without making an appointment.
My friend said that he doesn't understand cloning.
I went to Beaver Bank to open an account
My friend was telling me about the Swedish sedan he bought the other day…
What was Hitler‘s favorite video game?
The Mortal Kombat song was originally based on a Nordic church song
It literally rained fishes in our area last week
I opened an Italian restaurant in a cemetery
I visited a city in Oklahoma that I didn’t particularly love or hate
What well-meant goodbye is offensive to obese people?
A woman went to her doctor's office with a frog on her forehead. The doctor asked "Goodness, what happened to you?"
Trump just banned shredded cheese
What do you call a poet that shakes beverages?
I once got accused of "being a plagiarist"
I got banned from busking in an Arab country.
Worst things to hear the cops say when they kick in the door
Since the outbreak of COVID 19 Sweet Caroline has been banned...
An old man falls into a well
An employee at a bakery asks another why he always works so hard.
Whats under your desk besides bubble gum
What's a gay whale called?
Cat mom breaks down when cat returns after going missing.
What drink has the most electricity in it?
