you wake up and see me, what are we doing?
What is the nationality of the girl you had the best sex with?
Do you like my piercing
These look awful
Why do so many hockey players say, “obviously…” during interviews? If it was obvious, they wouldn’t be interviewing you 🤷🏻♂️
At my wits end with Live 11, do I get 12?
Plane upside down after crash at Toronto Pearson International Airport.
What’s your resting Heart rate?
He’s old enough to be my dad
Happy Valentine's!
Am I better than McDavid? Probably 😅
Getting into hockey. What’s a good quality bag with compartments for like my skates and personal belongings?
Current BN discourse over at r/emo
Seeking Employment
Did I overpay?
It took me 11 versions of this song before it felt ready for vocals. Pro tip: If you have to ask, “how does it sound?” It’s not ready. You’ll know when it’s right.
A DEEP dicking on the floor
Nasty lateral knee
Is Apple Watch useful
Tell me three words that every girl wants to hear
Are we sure Brock Nelson is 33?
What do you call a woman who sucks you off on the first date?
You get me for 3 minutes and 1 position, which one it would be?
I just shit my pants at beer league
What am I missing?
