My neighbour was saying he can't pay his water bill.
Reality Winner
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
Mother bear fighting a male bear to protect her babies
Section 31. Why just why.
Black panties
Question: Could Q microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Magnus Carlsen beats 10 people at chess blind folded at the same time
Smeegol’s Sacrifice
A guy walks into a bar and asks for money. The bartender says, "That's not how it works."
I went to the doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck
Help with a Multi-class
What do you call a dinosaur with good vocab ?
What’s the opposite of a standard orbit?
How do you make an elephant float?
A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink. While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head.
What do you call a mouse that walks around on two legs?
An old blind cowboy walks into a bar
Shove a cigar up there instead
What does it say about both Paramount and the world we live in, when the most reassuring, uplifting, and celebratory "Star Trek" installment of the last 25 years, is a cartoon...that Paramount gleefully cancelled for no good reason.
Does casting Undead Anatomy I kill you?
Letter from the American Chestnut Foundation
I always carry a picture of my wife in my wallet
We can regrow our permanent teeth.
Deny Dex Bonus
