I just landed a part in an adult movie, and the leading lady is a real hottie!
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I lost the spelling bee last night in the last round when I couldn't remember how to spell "Armageddon".
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I asked my brother if he would tell me the Greek word for "knowledge"
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I have a pet newt. I named him "Tiny".
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Kermit is filing for divorce from Miss Piggy.
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Why is sunburned skin attractive?
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I got a wedding invitation that said:
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Devil: This is the lake of lava you will spend eternity in.
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A man is walking along the beach when he spots a strange seashell.
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I saw my glamorous neighbour with her newly tricked-out Ford van and I called out to congratulate her on the ride and check we were still meeting up after the weekend.
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Mr Potato Head just joined our brass band.
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Supermarkets are able to sell pre-shredded cheese only because people are unwilling to do the work themselves.
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"Mrs Green? It's the hospital. Your little boy has been hit by a bus, but don't worry"
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He said "All these things I did for the community, and the only thing anyone remembers is the time I got drunk and shagged a sheep"
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Never try to get tough with a Frenchman.
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Big panties: In my day, underwear covered a person's nethers properly and didn't disappear between their buttocks like a string of dental floss.
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"Mummy, mummy, am I people?"
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Wish I'd never bought this stupid Fleetwood Mac satnav.
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Our local Steam Museum just announced its new equality policy for locomotive engineers.
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f(x) walks into a bar
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A chicken walks into a library.
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Early one morning, Chanticleer the cockerel is delivering his daily address to the sunrise.
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A bishop runs into the dining room at his home and says to his curate “I’ve just had a letter saying the Pope is coming to dinner tomorrow! We need to get something special for him!”
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my friend just lost his job after testing positive for coke
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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